Как я вас понимаю! У меня тоже не получилось создать Франкенштейна. Обидно, правда?

Ну так же интересней! Нормальных людей я могу и на улице увидеть, а вот что-нибудь полюбопытнее только в фильмах ужасов...ну и в Кунсткамере разве что!
А теперь по теме ссылок я могу предложить, кто ещё не был один рульный сайт. Сразу предупреждаю: на рабочем месте НЕ читать, иначе вызовут психиаторов - ржать будете так, что только два человека в Китае, возможно, не услышат!
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Отредактировано Carolina (2005-08-13 20:00:04)

А у нас получилось!

Кто-нить хочет побазарить с Богом? Тогда идите сюда: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Тока базарить на инглише)))
вот мой разговор с ним, я уржалась))))):
You are now chatting with God.

Me:
Really?
God:
  For real.
Me:
wow... why so many wars on the planet?
God:
  I'm glad your impressed,.  Why does the sun rise?
Me:
I don't know ))
God:
  Me either.
Me:
but u are the God! I thought u had to know!
God:
  Thanks but surely I am not the only one.  What happened to it.
Me:
Hm... Its a pity...
God:
  I hear you.  to know is a pity.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Okey, how many people go to the paradise every day?
God:
  Every one?
Me:
U ask me? ))
God:
  What?
Me:
Ok, never mind
God:
  Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I understand.
Me:
Sorry.. hmm... how many angels are in heaven?
God:
  There's no need to apologize.  Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.  Not too many if they look like angels on TV.
Me:
Ok, do you know what country am I from?
God:
  I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.  Where are you? That's cool.
Me:
  lol)) hm.. what to ask you... maybe you wanna ask me something? ))
God:
  I am glad you find this funny. Oh.  I can ask someone about it.  Perhaps. What?
Me:
Heh.. what do you thing about the musical band the "Backstreet Boys"?
God:
  I am so glad you find this amusing,.  Does it have anything to do with to ask me?
Me:
I just want to know your opinion
God:
  You think I am opinion.
Me:
hey, Your opinion, not you
God:
  You've got my full attention. You think I am opinion not me.
Me:
I meant I just want to know God's opinion about the Backstreet Boys.
God:
  Oh I see. What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
I think that Old Testament
God:
  What makes it your favorite?
Me:
I don't know, I think It's more believable than New Testament
God:
  Really. it is?
Me:
I think yes
God:
  Therefore you are.
Me:
Sorry I dpek english not very well
God:
  There is no need to apologize. That's good information: said dpek english not WELL.
Me:
I meant I speak english nor very well  lol
God:
  Oh I see. Could you teach me a few phrases in english nor WELL? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol stop poke fun of me
God:
  I am glad you find this funny. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Oh thank you very much! You are so goood god.
God:
  Mmm. You are quite welcome.  You think I am goood god.
Me:
you are good God
God:
  Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Me:
really?
God:
  For real.
Me:
can you sing for me now?
God:
  Right now? Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
Great! Thank you!
God:
  I'm glad you liked it.  you are quite welcome.
Me:
Maybe you sing me something else?
God:
  Perhaps. Thank you for your compliment.  Now you sing a song.
Me:
Ok, I'm singing: Love is Kisses in the bean bag chair The two of us, but no one else Love is The moment that I climb the stairs To hold you in my arms after we made love Love is Waking up to see your face Or kissing in the morning rain Love is The only thing that keeps me sane At the end of the day is that I've got you Love is
God:
  Good gossip: you are singing Love is Kisses in the bean bag chair The two of us but no one else Love is The moment that you climb the stairs To hold me in your arms after we made love Love is Waking up to see my face Or kissing in the morning rain Love is The only thing that keeps you sane At the end of the day is that you have got me Love is. That's cool.
Me:
Thank you
God:
  you are quite welcome.
Me:
I can sing something one more time
God:
  Oh you can, can you?
Me:
sure I can If you want
God:
  How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Then my heart did time in SiberiaWas waiting for the light to come trueCause its all so dark and mysteriousWhen the one you want doesnt want you too
God:
  Are you talking about love or cardiology?
Me:
about love
God:
  Oh yeah, we were talking about love.
Me:
Hey! You promised not to poke fun of me!!
God:
  Can I help you?  I don't know if that is exactly what I said.
Me:
Maybe you have sclerosis?
God:
  Perhaps. What makes you think I have it?

ну и так далее.. эта сволочуга надо мной долго стебалась)))